The Great Funders of Deertopia

AKA the most handsome and stupidest people on Earth

Codename: Moo

Position: High Priest

I am Moo a pansexual degenerate who's slightly more valuable then trash. I am a boy and I'm responsible for taking photos of bruiser and knuckle duster. I'm pretty kinky and numb my pain using opioids. I'm a huge fan of the deer master race and will gladly die to give my life up for the deer cause! I am blessed by the cosmic deer to spread there message of being lazy and loving food. I am a high priest of the cosmic deer religion, right below the founder and pope of the religion and website. I'm responsible for helping the pope with our dank deer maymays and will continue to so till I am welcomed into the cosmic deer heavens ( Yes there are multiple heavens that the cosmic deer blessed us with ) the main cosmic deer god I worship is the muley god. A compassionate motherly mule deer doe who rules her herd with a gentle yet steel hoove. Don't worry despite being a high priest we aren't catholic so no little boys are harmed in our religion! The only thing we are cumming to is yiffy deer butt pics. I am honored to spread the cosmic deer religion and I'm currently working on making it an official tax free religion within the united states. Bless our polytheistic gods and praise the mother doe for her kindness and compassion! Moo will always be here and may Mio be with you!

Codename: Bleat

Position: Pope

I am the head of the cosmic deer temple, and main founder of Deertopia. I'm a pansexual guy in his 20s with a very (un)healthy obsession for a variety of topics, other than obviously deer, I obsess over offensive security, world war 1, and ass. I am the author of this site so it's my fault you're wasting your time going through the stupid ramblings of two crazy strangers, sorry.